Myers-Briggs
Funny Personality Profiles

For those of you familiar with MB:

MBTI Types Prayers

ISTJ:  Lord, help me to relax about insignificant details beginning tomorrow at 11:41:23 a.m. E.S.T.

ISTP: God, help me to consider people's feelings, even if most of them ARE hypersensitive.

ESTP: God, help me to take responsibility for my own actions, even though they're usually NOT my fault.

ESTJ:  God, help me to not try to RUN everything. But, if you need some help, just ask.

ISFJ:  Lord, help me to be more laid back and help me to do it EXACTLY right.

ISFP:  Lord, help me to stand up for my rights (if you don't mind my asking).

ESFP:  God, help me to take things more seriously, especially parties and dancing.

ESFJ:  God, give me patience, and I mean right NOW.

INFJ:  Lord, help me not to be a perfectionist (did I spell that correctly?).

INFP:  God, help me to finish everything I sta

ENFP:  God, help me to keep my mind on one th - Look a bird! - at a time.

ENFJ:  God, help me to do only what I can and trust you for the rest. Do you mind putting that in writing?

INTJ:  Lord, keep me open to other's ideas, WRONG though they may be.

INTP:  Lord, help me to be less independent, but let me do it my way.

ENTP:  Lord, help me follow established procedures today. On second thought I'll settle for a few minutes.

ENTJ:  Lord, help me slow downandnotrushthroughwhatIdo.