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In the first book of the Bible,
Guinessis, God got tired of creating the world, so he took the Sabbath
off.
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Adam and Eve were created from an
apple tree. Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark. Noah built an arch,
which the animals come on to in pears.
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Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by
day, but a ball of fire by night.
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The Jews were a proud people and
throughout history they had trouble with the unsympathetic Genitals.
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The seventh commandment is
"thou shalt not admit adultery".
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The greatest miracle in the Bible
is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed.
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David was a Hebrew king skilled at
playing the liar. He fought with the Finklesteins, a race of people
who lived in Biblical times.
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Solomon, one of David's sons, had
300 wives and 700 porcupines.
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Jesus was born because Mary had an
immaculate contraption.
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When Mary heard that she was the
mother of Jesus, she san the Magna Carta.
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Jesus enunciated the Golden Rule,
which says to do one to others, before they do one to you.
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The people who followed the Lord
were called the 12 decibels.
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The epistles were the wives of the
apostles.
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One of the opossums was St.
Matthew who was also a taximan.
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St Paul cavorted to Christianity.
He preached holy acrimony, which is another name for marriage.
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Christians have only one spouse.
This is called monotony.
