God's Advertising Campaign

These 17 messages appeared on billboards and buses in Ft. Lauderdale, Florida. They have also been seen in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. The Smith Agency in charge of the Florida advertising campaign said an anonymous individual footed the bill. They have caused quite a stir.

1. Let's meet at my house Sunday before the game. - God
2. C'mon over and bring the kids. - God
3. What part of "Thou Shalt Not..." didn't you understand? - God
4. We need to talk. - God
5. Keep using my name in vain and I'll make the rush hour longer. - God
6. Loved the wedding, invite Me to the marriage. - God
7. That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing, I meant it. - God
8. I Love You . . . I Love You . . . I Love You. - God
9. Will the road you're on get you to my place? - God
10. Follow Me. - God
11. Big Bang Theory, you've got to be kidding. - God
12. My way IS The Highway. - God
13. Need directions? - God.
14. You think it's hot here? - God.
15. Tell the kids I love them. - God
16. Need a marriage counselor? I'm available. - God
17. Have you read My #1 best seller? There will be a test. - God