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The poems below could have been engraved on the headstones of famous Bible people. After reading each one, try to guess who is being described.

  1. To me, Christians were worse than debtors;
    I would chain them up in iron fetters.
    But God changed my name,
    Forgave my blame,
    Had me travel and write letters.
  1. You know me as the girl
    God chose to bear his only Son.
    I was scared but bravely dared
    To let his kingdom come.
  1. My sheep knew me as shepherd.
    The king enjoyed my strumming.
    But when I was anointed by Sam,
    Saul's behavior became unbecoming.
  1. When my boss died I took over.
    We crossed over a dry riverbed,
    And the walls of the city we conquered collapsed
    Just the way that the Lord had said.
  1. I learned the hard way
    It doesn't pay
    When God says, "Go!"
    To run away.
    Your boat may toss.
    The wind may blow.
    And a giant fish
    May swallow you whole.
  1. I used to pray three times a day,
    Windows open, facing the east.
    How would I know I'd end up thrown
    Into the den of a beast?
  1. I lived in a garden.
    My wife made me glad.
    I never had a mother.
    And I never had a dad.
  1. The hair on my head grew long as can be.
    And strong were my muscles, 'twas easy to see.
    But I had quite a temper and liked pagan maids,
    Which cost me my eyes and wondrous braids.
  1. It really was a tiring chore
    To build a floating zoo.
    But I was the Lord's "yes man" for sure,
    And I did what he said to do.
  1. When I was a baby, I lived in a boat
    That my mother had made from reeds.
    Rescued by royalty, I lived a fine life
    Till God called me to do his deeds.
  1. I had a captive audience
    With the one who filled the stands
    But when I gave in to the crowd
    I simply washed my hands.
  1. When I left Haran,
    I walked through barren
    Land till God said stop.
    He alone knew
    When the trip would be through
    And if I'd ever be called someone's pop.
  1. The prophecies within my book
    Announce the Lord's anointed.
    Although I don't come out and say it
    It's clear to whom they pointed.
  1. With boils and heartache and trouble
    I sat in some sackcloth and said,
    "Why is it that God keeps my living?
    I would surely be better off dead!"
  1. The king had a way to fire us up
    For the task we were called to perform.
    All three of us prayed
    He would let up someday
    On his edict to make all conform.
  1. His mother told him, "Stay away, Son,
    From Philistine girls, though they look like fun!"
    Like me, a pagan woman from Sorek Valley,
    To whom Samson was just another tally.
    Don't blame me that he lies in his grave;
    All I did was give him a shave.
  1. I stood head and shoulders above all the rest;
    My words were always profane,
    Till a shepherd boy took a stone from a brook,
    Spun it round, let it go - what an aim!
  1. Balak, king of Moab, was pretty scared.
    The Israelites stood on his plain.
    So I was hired to curse them
    And send them back east again.
    On my way to visit the king
    My donkey's words left their mark.
    And so I became a blessing to all
    Who called Abraham patriarch.
  1. The servant knew when I watered the camels
    I would be given to Isaac to wed.
    And after our marriage I blessed him with twins -
    One a schemer, the other nicknamed "Red."
  1. My husband lost a rib one day
    In a most unusual way.
    He fell asleep, and when he woke,
    He fell in love. And that's no joke!
  1. After a long day of working with wood
    I had a dream where an angel said I should
    Go ahead and marry a woman named the same
    Even though a baby was growing in her frame.
  1. I was simply known as Simon
    Before the Rabbi came.
    But when Jesus changed my aim in life,
    He also changed my name.
  1. My brother was a big shot,
    But from public talks he would run.
    So I became his toastmaster.
    And my family? Just call us Priest and Sons.
  1. The mother of Messiah
    is a relative of mine.
    And when she came and stayed with me,
    We had a "magnificent" time.
  1. I've been in the pits and in prison.
    I've been next in line to the throne.
    But an old faded coat from my father
    Is the most treasured item I own.
  1. My father placed me upon the altar;
    It was not what he wanted to do.
    He raised the knife, was about to strike
    When an angel came to my rescue.
  1. Never has a man seen such visions!
    A valley of bones, amazing creatures, a turning wheel.
    But the most beautiful sight I saw
    Was the temple and the waters that heal.
  1. You could say that I'm well versed -
    After all, I have four books to my name.
    But if you just called me the one Jesus loved
    That would be worth more than all the fame.
  1. When I ran from a queen
    I used all my steam
    And felt like I wanted to die.
    But an angel said, "Sleep,"
    And then let me eat
    and God spoke to me with a sigh.
  1. The Pharisees and all the scribes
    Came out to see me preach.
    But when I started splashin' folks
    They'd mock the things I teach.
 
Last modified: April 01, 2005